11:48 a.m. - 2003-10-12
NZ is my home
Stage 1) New Zealand splits the atom. (Mission Accomplished)
Stage 2) Splitting the atom results in countries obtaining nuclear weapons. (Mission Accomplished)
Stage 3) New Zealand becomes totally nuclear free. (Mission Accomplished)
Stage 4) We exit all military relations with the USA and Australia. (Mission Accomplished)
Stage 5) We do not bother to upgrade our own military hardware, because this plan is so good that we will not even need weapons to gain control of the world. (Mission Accomplished)
Stage 6) The world eventually engages in nuclear war, an inevitable scenario given mens dreams of conquest and short tempers.
Stage 7) The world becomes a nuclear waste and New Zealand is the only country that survives given it's isolation.
Stage 8) New Zealand cleanses the world of radiation using technologies that have been secretly developed by the military. This explains why New Zealand can't afford to upgrade our military arms and why we have scrapped both boats and planes in our defence force.
Stage 9) The world is now repopulated by New Zealanders and each area in the world becomes a state of the newly stated Kingdom of New Zealand.
Stage 10) Like all Kingdoms, there must be a King or a Queen. I cannot divulge the name of this future world leader at this moment, but I will give you a clue. She likes to wear red and her last name sounds like Lark.
