9:16 p.m. - 2007-01-12
clay
very odd dream. I dreamt that I was in a communal women's dressing room. I was on the phone with Hilary, it was very dark outside and the room was wall to wall mirrors. I don't remember what happened next, but that I ended up in a bed that was not my own (or anyone else's that I know), asleep. I could vaguely make out a warm glow coming from the bathroom, it was very warm and deeply sexual. I walked in to find Hilary in the bathtub, except physically it was Albert's sister. She had a display of clay animals next to her. Every time I picked one up it disintegrated in my hand. Suddenly, I knew I was dreaming, and I said "I think this isn't actually happening," I went back to bed and fell asleep, I was woken up by my dad yelling my name. I got up and went to the kitchen to find him cleaning, I said "I think I'm dreaming," I knew my dad doesn't clean and I vaguely knew that this kitchen was not my own kitchen, everything was blurry. My dad kept asking me to help him clean up the dog piss on the floor but I knew there was something very odd going on. Suddenly, a pigeon came in and landed on the counter my dad was cleaning, I screamed, "there's a fucking pigeon on the counter!" and my dad just looked at me dumbfounded. I knew I was dreaming but he insisted that there was nothing there and that I was, in deed, awake. As I watched him continue to clean dishes with some sort of weird foaming cleanser, a giant cheetah came leaping into the kitchen. I ducked and fell free fall style onto a couch, the image of the dream disintegrating as I woke up.
